Cribs: Clark Hassler

As you know, Teenage Runaway has its ear to the railroad tracks of skateboarding news, so you KNOW we hear about it all LONG before anyone else on the www is seeing even a hint of the smoke in the distance from that locomotive of skateboard news . so naturally when it comes to to the Teenage Runaway team... "you heard it here first" as far as what they are up to!

Clark Hassler popped up in the New York Times a minute back, something about rent or New York, i didn't actually read it. not that i didn't want to, i'm just not that strong of a reader. but the photo looks good! what i think is cool about... what? wait, what's that you say? you've seen this on a hand full of other web sites already? you're calling bull shit on the "ear to the tracks" stuff? dammit... well, its like this, we WERE at the tracks, and we heard a train coming, but we ran and hid in the trees 'cus we put a grip of pennies on the tracks so the train would squash them and we were worried that the train might shoot the coins off at us, so we hid till it was over, but i would assume that if other sites have mentioned this story that it IS in fact news... right?

Clark Hassler and Erika Allen.