capitalizing on their lead...

Yup, marketing at its best... capitalizing on the #1 style of dressing (dip) in the U.S.A., love it or hate it you gotsta admit ranch dressing is the backbone of this great great great great country we live in, through thick and thin, good times and bad... ranch style dressing has been there to help this pile of states stay united. hey other countries... jealous? whatever, save it, i already talked to Teenage Runaways own Horsey and he said that all of Europe is chomping at the bit for some authentic ranch style dressing. so SUCK ONE.

this wheel is our (Teenage Runaway) way of saying "Thank You" to the late great Steve and Gayle Henson (neither are dead) for discovering that massive underground river of stagnant unrefined ranch that runs from the heart of Alaska to Santa Barbra CA. lets hope that river never drys up!

God Bless America.